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Thursday, April 21, 2011

The Duck & The Crow - Part 3

Part Three - The Elf

16.

It was all getting too intense for Al, and Ernie was at about the same level.  Where was all of this shit coming from?  How much longer would it go on?  The two of them stood there bewildered.  What was causing them to see all of this?

Elf - You all want to see some strange stuff?  I know you are wondering why all of this is happening.  I know you are wondering why this is all going on.  Well, it just is. IS.  All of it is going on at the same time as the usual routines of day after day.  The only difference is you are beginning to really look at the world without societal blinders.  Your perception has changed, and as a result, your mind has begun to change.

Crow - My mind has changed?  Afraid not elfish one.  Besides, what in the world are you doing on an Armadillo?

Elf - He’s my ride from here to there.  A pretty good one if you ask me.  Any sign of trouble, and I am wrapped up nice and tight inside his great shell. No one bothers us.  The Armadillo and I get tossed around by that Bear you met earlier.  He gets a real kick out of it.  No real harm is done, but he does get on my nerves at times.  However, if it wasn’t for him opening all of our eyes, none of this would be here nor would any of it be true; so I guess I can give him some concessions.

Duck - Opening our eyes?  Changing our minds?  It sounds too much like a political system’s endeavor to control and conquer.

Elf - Afraid not, dear Duck, just the opposite.  It’s an eye opener of everything and the ether-thing.  Nothing can escape your eyes now, and the truth is so apparent you wonder why it passed you by just a few weeks ago.  The Bear is a wonderful bear.  Hell, everyone can see him if they try.  Most of the animals don’t try though. The shame is that they are missing out on so much.  They are missing out on reality.

Crow - Hold on there.  Reality is confined to three dimensions in our world.  The same seems to hold true here as well.  So, in actuality, no reality is being missed at any time by anyone.

Elf - True, Crow.  But the reason for that is in the perception of the perceiver.  It all gets clearer as we move on.  Wait here a second.

At that comment, the Elf bent down to his Armadillo and whispered something in his ear.  The Armadillo made a loud, shrilling noise, and to everyone’s surprise four more armadillos journeyed out from behind the large group of trees behind them.

Elf - Jump on.  There are a few things I have to show you.

The Duck and the Crow jumped on quickly.  Al and Ernie were more apprehensive.  They thought, however, that ever since they had followed the Duck and the Crow, nothing bad had happened to them.  They chose to jump on, grab the reins and follow the magical scene.

Elf - Look around at everything going on.  See with your eyes.  Sense with your eyes.  See with your ears, your tongue, your skin, and your nose.  Sense with all of them as well.  The material body each of us has encasing the soul is simply an organ of sensation.

Crow - WHAT!

Duck - Here we go again . . .

Crow - Hold on there one cotton-picking moment.  What do you mean by all that mumbo jumbo?  See with your ears.  Ha!  We are sitting here, on armadillos, listening to a green Elf spout madness.  This is crazy.  I am going home!

Duck - Crow, wait!  Give it all a chance.

The Duck could see Ernie and Al agreeing with the Crow, and he was afraid there was about to be an avalanche of confusion, distrust and mutiny.

Elf - I hear your concerns, Mr. Duck.  The Crow is just using his analytical, functional mind and refusing to sense and become the world around him.  Too much analyzation and not enough sensation.  The mind is his only enemy.

Crow - Enemy!  Hell!  My mind is the only thing that has kept me from being run over by insane drivers or being shot by careless teenagers and their BB guns.  The mind keeps me going from moment to moment.  It sees the past and learns from it. It notices the present and frolics in it.  It predicts the future and keeps me from getting hurt.

Elf - To you, the mind does do all of that.  Your reality, however, is not in past or future, but rather in the present state of affairs.  The past is a memory, the future an anticipation.  The present is true reality.  Look around, but be quiet for a while.  Let the armadillos do the walking.  Stop your thoughts from bouncing around in your brain and let the mind soak in all of the information given to you by your senses all at once.  It gets a little overwhelming at first, but you get used to it.

The Crow decided to shut up.  The Duck just watched.  Al and Ernie were still confused but decided to give a go at this idea.  The Elf just smiled atop his strolling Armadillo.

They were off . . .


17.

The five of them - Elf, Duck, Crow, Ernie and Al (in that particular order from front to back) - headed through the wild willows, the old oaks and the superb sequoias until they came to the edge of the forest.  The Elf looked back with an eerie smile that put a hexing anxiety into Ernie and Al.  Not the typical anxiety a fear or threat would make course through the human blood stream, but rather an anxiety that basically overcame their entire beings.  It overcame all aspects of their psyche.  It ran right through the center of their entire body, heart, mind and soul.  This anxiety, for lack of a better description, grabbed them by their boot straps, picked them up, and tossed and turned them around and around in giant circles above their armadillos.  As soon as they regained control of themselves and sat back down on their rides, the armadillos walked out of the forest completely.  The scene in front of them hit like a flash of lightning.  The only thing in front of them was nothing.  I know, as the reader, you must be thinking I am drunk or stoned in my talk, but I am dead serious when I say nothing was in front of them in their path.  The sight they saw was barren and absent of any type of form.  When I say form, I mean any type of three-dimensional form they were used to looking at.  What was in front of them was the Void.  Nothing was there, but it was there in full force and splendor.

At this point, neither Al nor Ernie knew what to do, but they heard a silent chuckle rising in the throats of the Elf, the Duck, and the Crow.  To the formerly mentioned three, everything was okay.  To Ernie and Al everything was unfamiliar and not okay.  This unfamiliarity does something quite unique to the individual being, and it creates a fear of anticipation.  Some people deal with it better than others, but this fear still exists and overcomes one’s body.  This fear created such a huge anxiety within Al and Ernie they began to become afraid.  The Elf felt the fear rise.  So did the Duck and the Crow.  Even the armadillos smelt it.  As a result, the armadillos stopped dead in their tracks.  The Elf turned back and spoke.

Elf - Let it go.  Let it all go.  Let your body BE.

The Crow jumped in as usual.

Crow - Let what go?  Let the body BE?

Elf - You know.  The fear.  Let it go.  It is simply an imagined state of being.  It does not exist.  Let the events just appear before your eyes.  Let the mind wander. Accept everything as it comes to you.  No analyzation.  Just sensation.  Just BE.

Crow - Analyze the sensation?

Elf - No!  No!  No!  Sensation above analyzation.  The mind analyzes anyway and catalogues the experiences without you having to tell it to do so.  Keep the functional mind silent.  Let the subconscious mind through, and it will deal with the anxiety and fear of the unknown by itself.  We are no longer in what you call normal space and time.  We are at the beginning of perception.  Where the material forms from the immaterial.  The starting point of all existence.  Let the organ of sensation do its job, and everything will be all right.

Al and Ernie thought they understood, but an anxiety still existed.

Elf - What you see is the ether-thing of everything.  See how everything rises in front of you from its point of existence.  Stop the functional mind from being so afraid of the unknown.  Everything is unknown when you think about it.  Your mind just tries to predict and tell you what it thinks will be there.  Every situation you enter in to is unknown, new and out of your control.  It all arises from the Void.  All you have to do is watch existence form and learn to flow with it all.

Now, the reader must still be asking what in the hell is going on?  This narrator is drunk, stupid, insane, stoned and crazy (to name just a few) - the narrator has simply lost his marbles.  I myself thought the same thing as I watched it go on the first time the Duck and the Crow experienced this.  Rather spooky the first time I must add.  Kind of creepy this second time.  But either way, it is the basis of reality, and we all really exist.  This basis behind reality typically eludes our clouded minds every day and causes our minds to fill up with habit-formed and socially directed thinking.  The Bear simply began the process; the Elf is trying to continue it.  Ernie and Al weren’t ready yet.  The Duck and the Crow thought they were.  The Elf knew the truth.


18.

Ginotia Main - the odd little town in the middle of nowhere - was beginning to crumble in front of its citizen’s eyes, and no one knew why.  You see, as soon as the Elf realized the unreadiness of his companions, there was another loud shriek of thunder accompanied with a horrendous lightning show.  Everyone was transported back to the intersection of Vinci and Leo.  As usual, each character either ran or flew home to hide from nature’s wrath.

At this point in time - well, it was actually November 2, 1997 - the entire world was getting much larger, louder, crazier and less compassionate.  The masses were confusing reality.  Time was speeding up at infinite proportions because of all the to-do lists and no time to-do them.  Space was becoming more of a commodity with less of it available to individuals on the planet unless, of course, an individual had money to throw away - then he or she could DO anything they wanted regardless of how their soul feels inside.  Money, power and greed began to take over, and people became angry and confused by this.  Animals began to disappear because of growth.  And a mind state called depression began to overtake all of those living within the world. People had lost hope.  People had lost everything, but really lost nothing.  A horrible paradox of life on Earth!  And Ginotia Main was no exception.  For a month - from November to December of 1997 - the sun did not shine and a gloomy darkness filled the sky over this little town.  The street corner at Vinci and Leo was completely empty.  The Duck never came.  The Crow never came.  Al and Ernie were lost for a while as well.  They could not see past their fingers and their minds raced like rabbits running from the dogs.  Everything was unsettled, and no one knew where their worlds were going.  People just did and did and did without stopping to think why they did what they did.  No one understood anything, and true reality, like I said, was lost.


19.

The sun did not shine for that month.  The clouds continued to roll in.  Rain fell intermittently.  No one left home for fear of the lightning.  And everyone had a feeling it was his or her turn to be struck.  Ginotia Main was transforming into a dark, depressed, ghost-town scene.  People were frightened and anxious.  Ernie and Al were as well.  Fear gripped their throats as the darkness crept closer and closer.

I don’t know how it happened.  I don’t know why he did it.  But one day, Ernie thought it was time for a change.  Ernie went to Al’s.  The odd thing was that Al also thought it was time for a change, and he went to Ernie’s.  They met in the middle of the street - umbrellas, galoshes, rain jackets and all.  Neither knew the other was coming; they both just had a strange desire to get out of their homes in order to shake the dark, depressed mind-set of their souls.  They had to find the Duck and the Crow no matter what.

When the two of them arrived at Vinci and Leo, at precisely 3 P.M., the Crow was not there and neither was the Duck.  Al and Ernie did not know what to do.  They both sat down as if to cry.  For without the Duck and the Crow’s knowledge, they were lost.  They knew they were in the process of gaining more wisdom than they ever could in the normal course of a human lifetime.  The wisdom was being flung directly in front of them as they were flung into the essence and understanding of what was really behind the facade of physical reality.  At this point, there was no way they would ever be able to go back to the drudges of the routines in daily life. They needed more and were no longer afraid of the anxiety that clouded their minds when the Elf tried to guide them on through the Void.   They had figured out that what was to come, moment after continuous moment, was to come regardless of future anticipation or past analyzation.  This time Ernie and Al were prepared to take the next step into the unknown.  Al called out to the Crow. Ernie called out to the Duck.  They both waited, but nothing happened.  They called out again.  Nothing.  It was already 4 P.M.  The Duck and the Crow were not going to show.

Al sat down next to Ernie.  Ernie sat down next to Al.  They both leaned against a wall.  Without mentioning it to each other or thinking it in their minds, the two of them lowered their heads into their hands; sat motionless; and eliminated all preconceived notions, thoughts, judgments, worries and anticipation.  They both breathed slowly in and out and became totally relaxed.

Since he was in such a relaxed state, al was about to fall asleep when he heard Ernie scream.  Al opened his eyes to see why Ernie shouted.  What he saw he was not prepared for.  You see, in front of Al and Ernie, the sky was no longer dark but was quite clear.  The sun was out shining brighter than ever.  And perched on three armadillos sat the Duck, the Crow and the Elf all smiling and happy.

Elf - Are you two ready this time?  Well, you’d have to be if you figured out how to get back here on your own.  The Duck and the Crow were worried you’d be lost forever over there without them.  I just laughed and said we’ll see.  Existence has a way of working itself out in the end.  Climb up on your rides.  Let’s go . . .


20.

Al jumped on to his armadillo.  Ernie did the same.  The scene in front of them had not changed since they’d left.  The Void was still there as barren as ever.  It was as if it was waiting to unwrap itself in front of them without a care in the world.  Ernie and Al wondered how long the Elf, Duck and Crow had been waiting for them. Had they waited on top of those armadillos for an entire month?  The Duck muttered something as if he had read their thoughts.

Duck - Yes, in a sense, we waited.  Not a month like you in material reality. Here we waited for a single moment.  For where we all are now, as you both heard me say in a past conversation with Mr. Crow and should have learned from the wisdom of Mr. Elf, time does not exist.  It is a figment of a Do’ers mind.  It is related to motion and doing things.  Time is only needed when you have to be somewhere or do something by a specific period.  Remember, there is nowhere you need to be because you are already there; and there is nothing you need to do because it is already done.  You, as a being, are complete within yourself.  You are everything you need.

Crow - Okay, get off that soapbox and let us get moving.

Duck - I you look closely, Crow, it is not a soapbox but an armadillo.

Crow - Yeah, yeah.  Smart-ass.  Elf, let’s move out.

Elf - Where would you like to go?  There is nothing in front of us but emptiness.  It is, like I said, the Void.  It is what is there before existence becomes material.  It is the beginning of everything.  Al and Ernie, I hate to tell you, but you must go first.

Duck - No, they can’t!  Did you not just feel the anxiety rise up again when you told them that they must go first?  In that state of mind, they will never survive!

Elf - I understand your apprehension, Mr. Duck, but they are ready.  They did get back here on their own didn’t they?  Besides, to continue they must go ahead of us. Ernie and Al, will you two please go?  I promise nothing bad will become of it.  If you don’t believe me in your mind, then it might take a leap of faith in your soul to continue.  But look inside and think for a second.  A minute or two if you need it.  Hell, take an hour, a day, or a year.  It doesn’t matter here.  Time is just a fairy tale.

Al and Ernie looked at each other, nodded in unison, spurred their armadillos, and began forward.  As they approached the emptiness, their hearts pounded faster and faster.  Both of them thought if there was any time for faith, this was the time.  They closed their eyes and let the armadillos do the walking just as the Elf had instructed.


21.

I must stop here again to tell the reader I’m a bit fuzzy on what happened next.  I can’t quite remember whether it was Al who opened his eyes first and was completely shocked, or whether Ernie opened his eyes first and was completely shocked.  Kind of like the chicken-egg incident, but this one has no telling which came first.  But, you see, the shit was just about to get deeper. It doesn’t matter who did what first, when or how.  It never does.  What matters is what happens.  And what happened was this: Ernie and al were still on their armadillos, sitting patiently, waiting to see what would arise in front of their eyes.  However, what they had not noticed as of yet was what had become of their bodies.  The significant event I am trying to get across and explain was that both Al and Ernie were no longer adults!  They were young children!  Young children about three or four in age.  Young children who were innocent.  Young children who had not been corrupted by the prejudices, judgments and demands of society.  Young children who were once again pure without a care in the world.

No sooner than this metamorphosis occurred than did the Elf, Duck and Crow enter the scene.

Elf - It worked.  Damn it, it worked.

Duck - Yep, but will they remember?  None of their species have gotten this far.

Elf - They are here.  They will remember.  It is not their functional brain that will remember, but rather their spirit.

Crow - They are kids.  Useless, slobbering, little kids.  How can they learn in that state?  How will we ever get out of this vicious circle?

Elf - Watch them.  See what they do.  That will explain everything.

The Duck and the Crow, especially the Crow, watched intently.  They saw Ernie and Al look around at everything.  They saw Al and Ernie smell the air, feel the air, taste the air, see the air, and hear the air.  Ernie and Al absorbed it through every pore as if they were the air.  They were everything - sensation and no analyzation.  As young kids, they were able to absorb the scene without the mind interfering.  At this stage, the mind began to absorb and not analyze.  Al and Ernie had not been told all the names of things, the make-up of things, or the way of things; nor had they been taught discrimination, prejudice, hate, fear or any other negative aspect of the world.  They were able to relish in the moment of life and existence without contemplating things.  As these young children, they were simple.  They were the world because the world was in them.  Nothing had been taken away.  Everything was being given to them, because they feared nothing and expected nothing.  They simply existed, so everything simply existed within them.  No pain had caused them worry or fear.  No value system had been implanted in their minds.  There was no right or wrong, no up or down, no left or right.  The dichotomatic system we grow up in did not exist.  They knew nothing but what was!  The only thing that did exist was the reality of being immersed completely within the here and now - the moment they existed within.

A few moments later, Ernie and Al grew up a few years.  They began to talk more and explain more.  As a matter of fact, at one point in time, Ernie pointed something out in the horizon to Al, and they both jumped off their armadillos and headed out fast away from the Duck, the Crow and the Elf.

Duck - What did they see?

Crow - Probably nothing.  Just foolish kids playing foolish games.

Elf - No, they saw something.  But that something is something they would not have seen as adults.  Let’s follow them.

When they caught up to Al and Ernie, they were amazed at what they saw.  Ernie was crouched down looking under a mushroom.  Al was crouched down as well, but he was looking under a bush.


22.

Under the mushroom sat a little girl.  Well, it seemed to be a little girl.  Actually, it wasn’t a little girl at all.  Well, kind of a girl.  Shit, it was a Fairy.  A Fairy I tell you.  I couldn’t believe my eyes as I watched.  The Duck and the Crow never saw one when I walked through this when they emerged.  The Elf kind of laughed.  The Duck and the Crow joined in, for they knew fairies existed, it had just been a while since they saw one.

Ernie chuckled as he reached his young hand down to pick her up.  The Fairy jumped on obligingly and let Ernie hold her even though she could have flown her own way up.  Ernie watched with amazement as she jumped off his hand, did a quick dive towards the ground, opened her wings, and soared up again to face Ernie!

Fairy - Hello, I have been waiting for you for some time.  Do you remember me?

Ernie shook his head no.

Fairy - That’s okay.  It has been a while since you saw me.  The funny thing is, I’ve been around the entire time.  You just grew older and forgot to look. Others told you I did not exist, so over time, you blocked me out of your mind and were not able to perceive me.  The same goes for your friend Al over there.  Let’s go see what he’s doing.

Ernie walked.  Fairy flew.  They noticed Al coming out of the bushes.  His hands were clasped shut, as to keep hidden the treasure he had found.  When he saw Ernie, he smiled and opened his hands to show his companion.  Al had found a miniature, flying Dragon.  That’s right folks.  Not all dragons are huge, fire-spitting creatures that wreak havoc in medieval villages and squares.  Al had found a mini-dragon and was smiling from ear to ear.

Dragon - Hello there, Fairy.  Nice to see you.

Fairy - Nice to see you too, Dragon.  It’s been a while.

Dragon - Yep (snorting).  It’s a shame it has been so long.

Fairy - Well, we’ve always been here. It’s these two that forgot to look.

Dragon - Yep, they grew old and dumber (chuckling).

Fairy - I guess you could say so.  Kind of crazy how simple it is for them to forget about us.  Little kids always seem to see us.  I guess that is why they found us again after so long.

Dragon - I guess so.  It’s nice to be seen through their eyes again.  Do you think they’ll remember when they return?  I mean, will we be hidden in the recesses of their functional minds again?

Fairy - Can’t quite say.  But if they are back here, young again, after so many years, I must say there is hope.  I’ve never had a child come back after so long to see me.

Dragon - Me neither.  And the damnedest thing of it is, Al and I had so much fun when he was a little tike!

Fairy - So did Ernie and I!

Dragon - Do you think when they grow old and transform back that we’ll be around, or will we be stuck here - you in your little mushroom home and me in my little cave under the bush?

Fairy - Hard to say, but I have this odd feeling we’ll be bright and fresh in their minds.  We’ll be alive again, but this time in adult minds.

Dragon - That might be a strange place to be, don’t you think?

Fairy - Yes, but it is a great place to start.  Maybe, over time, all adults will remember our realness and existence so we aren’t thrown out as age increases.

Dragon - I do hope you are right, little, winged lady.  Come on; let’s leave these two to finish the reason they are here.

Fairy - You got it!

With that, the Dragon and Fairy flew away.  Al and Ernie had drops of tears in their eyes, but they knew they would see them again in the future.


23.

Elf - Come on, boys.  Get on your armadillos.  There’s still yet more to sense and understand.

Ernie and Al did as they were told.  The caravan moved out once again - Al led, Ernie followed close behind, the Elf, Duck and Crow straggled along.  As they progressed through the Void, Al and Ernie began to grow older again.  While they aged, they noticed all of the animals that materialized in front of them.  They noticed all of the plants and the entire Earth as well.  Everything seemed to have a radiant glow about it.  It was here where they noticed how the animals, plants, and Earth work as one.  They are all dependent on each other.  And what one does affects the others involved.

Ernie and Al saw a little worm wiggling its way through the dirt in order to continue its life-long process of mulching the ground for plants to grow.  As they looked up, they saw a robin swoop down to grab the worm for dinner.  As the robin gobbled down the worm, it dropped a small piece of rock it had inadvertently picked up with the worm.  The rock fell fast and hard, hitting itself against a large sunflower basking in the evening sun.  The oscillations of the sunflower caused by the rock made the seeds of the mature flower fall out.  Just as the seeds began to fall, the wind picked up wicked bad and threw those seeds all over various regions of the ground.  One seed just so happened to fall into the worm’s hole and get buried for next season’s growth. Various birds that happened to be looking for a vegetarian meal ate the rest of the seeds.  Watching this process made everything so clear to Al and Ernie.  Sure, it was a simpler cycle than the larger cycle of life on the entire planet, but it put into their souls the perspective that everything existing relates to everything else that is existing; and what one being does affects the processes and lives of what other beings do.  Life is all interrelated and co-dependent on all existing matter.  This information was getting a bit overwhelming to handle, so Al spurred his armadillo and proceeded onward through the journey.  Ernie thought about it for a few more seconds, and then spurred his armadillo as well.  The two of them were off and followed by the other three - who, I might add, had gigantic smiles on their humble faces.


24.

As the armadillos marched on, Al and Ernie continued to grow old.  They sensed everything in to their bodies.  Their brains had stopped thinking.  Life was now a different process and experience entirely.  They were overwhelmed by the energy they felt from the sensations.  It was not very long after these sensations took over their souls that they seemed to be vibrating from the absorption of so much energy.  Right then and there, the Void in front of them created a huge span of water.  At first they were happy, and so were the thirsty armadillos.  But they soon realized the water was too salty to drink.  They had nowhere to go.  Water was everywhere.  This was when the Elf began to speak.

Elf - Well, men, this is where we part.  I can’t take you any further.  Mr. Duck and Mr. Crow, you know you must stay with them.  However, I must leave you with these parting words.  Whistle and you will see more.  Especially when you start sensing.  Remember, the Void just happens in front of you every day, and you have no control over what form it creates or what scenario ensues from its depths.  The Void takes energy from the immaterial realm, wraps it up into nice neat packages of energy called forms, and throws it all into existence in the material realm of beings.  We often get confused by our daily activities and routines which block out what is really there for us to perceive, sense and understand.  Don’t forget it anymore, please.  I must go now.  I’m sorry to leave you, but there is nothing more for you to learn from me.  Good day.

With that, the Elf turned his Armadillo and began forward, back through the Void. The other four armadillos followed, and in an instant, they were all gone.  Nothing existed except the Duck, the Crow, Al, Ernie and the vast sea ahead of them.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

The Duck & The Crow - Part 2

Part Two - The Bear

12.

The cave was a bit overwhelming as the Duck and the Crow began to walk through it.  It was pretty dark as well, but a light in the distance gave them just enough sight to proceed without having to squint or question what was around the corner.  The terrain was a bit rocky - huge holes in the wall gave the impression that others before had used them as shelves.  There was an eerie feeling as the four of them proceeded.

Crow - (whispering)  Do you see anything?

Duck - No.  Let’s keep going.

Crow - Okay.

The Duck began to head out in front of the Crow because the path was narrowing.  Both of them could not walk through at the same time, so the Duck was the obvious choice to go first - at least that’s what the Crow thought.

Duck - Holy cow!

Crow - A cow?

Duck - No, something worse!

Crow - What could be worse than a foul smelling, methane emitting cow?

Duck - A huge, hibernating Bear!

Crow - Oh, I see.

Duck - What should we do?


13.

I will say, that at this point in time, on this sun-shiny day, there was a little confusion bouncing around in the heads of all those concerned here.  The Duck was dumbfounded; the Crow confounded; and Ernie and Al were altogether lost in this crazy scene - Oh, yeah, I also must say that the Bear - well, the Bear was just sleeping away his dreams with a belly full of berries and a roaring snore.  None of them knew what to do.  Al began to turn around and head back out of the cave.  Ernie grabbed him by the arm.  The Duck shrank back a step or two.  The Crow just stood there.  The echo from the corner startled all of them.

Bear - You can’t go “Good-bye” before you say “Hello.”  That’s bad manners. Plus, to get there, wherever there may be, you have to go through here.

Duck - (confused)  Here?

Bear - Yes, here.

Crow - (even more confused)  What here?

Bear - This here.

Duck - Here now?

Bear - Yes, now.

Crow - Here tomorrow?

Bear - Yes, tomorrow.

Duck - Here yesterday?

Bear - Yes, and even yesterday.

Crow - How can all of those different periods of time be constituted as here’s?

Bear - They just are.

Duck - Yes, Crow, they just are.

Crow - What?  This hibernating slop child rattles on about some here’s and now’s and you are in cahoots in a second?

Duck - Not in cahoots, just understanding where he is coming from.

Crow - What in tar heavens are you gabbing about now?

Duck - Yes, now.  It is all now.

Bear - Yes, Mr. Duck, it all is now.

Crow - WHAT!  Someone please help me!

Bear - You can only help yourself, Crow.  Look beyond me, at the wall.  What do you see?

Crow - A wall.  Some dirt on the wall and a few scratches and such.

Bear - I see a small hole, in the middle of the wall.  Do you see it?

Crow - Nope.

Bear - Look harder.

Crow - There is nothing there you crazy Bear!

Bear - Close your eyes for a second.  Take a deep breath, throw out all your preconceived notions about the world you live in and grew up in, and open your eyes again as you exhale.  Then tell me what you see.

Crow - What is with all of this inhaling and exhaling, closing and opening the eyes and such?  I do believe you are all crazy!

The Crow, against his own will, took the Bear’s humble advice - closed his eyes, inhaled, dropped all preconceived notions about everything and everyone, and exhaled as he opened his eyes.  Lo and behold - what did his black little eyes capture upon opening?  A small hole in the wall.  A small hole in the middle of the wall!  The Bear let out a large roar as his belly bounced up and down from his laugh. The Crow looked perplexed, the Duck still confused, and Al and Ernie hid in the distance.  The Bear began to speak again:

Bear - To get anywhere, you have to first realize that you are everywhere.  To BE or not to BE; it’s not to Do or not to DO.  It’s all backwards out there in materiality and such - physical existence is surely much more simpler than running around like a chicken with its head chopped off trying to find things to occupy your time.

Crow - Materiality and such?  What in the world is going on?  Duck, please help me!

Bear - Materiality.  Figure and forms.  Be’ers and Do’ers.  The Do’ers win.  The Be’ers be.  Except now, it’s getting a little too crazy to Be within this Do’ers world. It’s a cycle or a circle - a little of both I’d say.  No end, just one lop-sided path in favor of the Do’ers subsisting right now.

Duck - Being and doing.  Winning and losing.

Bear - The other way around, dear sir.  Being and doing.  Losing and winning. To end the circle you are in, you two need to find a way to turn the cycle around on itself.  Think of the Do’ers and the beings who created that particular type of system.  Who needs to really comprehend this shit?  Think of them . . .

With that crass remark from such a humble Bear, the thunder struck in Ginotia Main again.  Like clockwork, Ernie and Al were left on an empty street corner as the Duck and the Crow began to fly away.  Everyone ran for cover, as usual.


14.

Something else was stirring in Ginotia Main at this time.  A young mistress was walking down the street from the grocery store in hopes of fooling her mate once again.  As she rounded the corner at Vinci Drive and Leo Lane, the ground fell out from beneath her and swallowed her up along with that imparticular block of space in town.  It just so happens, that the other three houses that fell to their wooden graves were occupied by a couple of other cheaters, or adulterers (both male and female), and they were simply being repaid for their crimes.

Al and Ernie noticed changes in the town as of late.  Actually, ever since they met the Duck and the Crow, weird things in Ginotia Main - such as people being repaid for the stupid and in-humane things they had done; and those souls who needed help to cross over got their push to the other side.  In some strange way, as our two main characters began to look around at the world for the first time with new eyes, instead of being caught up in a world where things needed to be done, they began to see more than they could handle.  In fact, since that day, I must tell you dear reader, Ernie and Al began to see how everything everyone does is inter-related in some way, shape or form.  And they began to see that people do get their just desserts.


15.

It was a few weeks until Al and Ernie were able to meet at the corner of Vinci and Leo.  Construction crews took just as long in Ginotia Main, USA as they did everywhere else in the world.  Ernie and Al, come to think of it, did not know if the Duck and the Crow would even be back on their street corner after this huge fiasco.  Maybe just the Duck would show.  Maybe just the Crow.  Hell, maybe neither one would show and this would all be one heck of a crazy delusion.  Al and Ernie decided to take the chance anyway and went to see what ensued.  They headed towards the completed intersection.

3:00 P.M. - Saturday - Two weeks after the weird Earth-hole.  Two weeks after the Bear.  One and a half years before the disappearance.  Ernie and Al had not yet arrived, but the Duck and the Crow were there in uniformed fashion.

Crow - Hello, Duck, fine day.  Shame the sidewalk got all screwed up.

Duck - It’s okay.  I know you were trying to prove a point so we wouldn’t have to continue on.  The Bear got to ya again, huh?

Crow- (ruffling his feathers)  Not at all.  Just a bunch of gibberish, as it was the last time.  Do you think those two even understood it?

Duck - Don’t know.  I think the sidewalk, the houses and the people did get to them though.  Probably threw them off track.

Crow - Shame.  Everyone should have learned.  They all got what they deserved.

Duck - Yeah, but you put us two weeks behind, and this circle of coming and going is wearing on my nerves.

Crow - Mine as well.  I said I was sorry.  Here they come.  Do you really think all of this will work?

Duck - I hope something works, and soon . . .

Al and Ernie approached the Duck and the Crow.

Crow - Hello there, good men.  Close your eyes and take a long, deep breath. We do not have time for lollygagging today.

Ernie and Al closed their eyes and took a deep breath.

Crow - Open you eyes.

Al and Ernie did as they were told.  Once again, they were in Ginotia Main no longer.

The Duck laughed.  So did the Crow.  It was as if they had forgotten this scene the last time around.  The Crow pranced forward.  The Duck followed waddling.  Ernie and Al walked with caution.  As the rounded the bend of some old oak, sequoia, and willow trees, they saw a strange sight indeed.  The weird sequence of trees went unnoticed.  Al looked at Ernie.  Ernie looked at Al.  Then they both looked back to see a little, green Elf and his companion, Armadillo.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Duck & The Crow - Part 1

Part One - Ginotia Main

1.

It wasn’t very far down the road from where Al and Ernie met that all of the shit went down.  Hell, it was right across the street from where Al’s house had been growing up as a little tike.  But it was on that famous street corner, one-and-a-half blocks from their original emergence point, I mean meeting point, where, like I said, the shit went down.

“The shit,” you say?

“Yeah, the shit,” I say.

I guess it’s not really shit, in the literal sense, but it is a happening.  It could be called an odd occurrence, or a chance meeting.  I guess you could say I’m using a bit of slang in this here beginning of the road.  Also, I’m getting a bit beside myself, so I better just stick to the story and forget all my mind-babble.  As I say, it wasn’t very far down the road from where Ernie and Al met, but the street corner of Vinci Drive and Leo Lane in Ginotia Main, USA, will never be forgotten.  It might rank up there with the newspaper tabloids of “Lady Bears Bat” or “Ape-boy Runs Crazy Through Manhattan.”  Or it might rank up there with beef stew and sliced bread.  You’ll never know until it’s finished then will you?  So, please, do read on.

I must say, on April 10th, back in 1999, a strange thing happened on the intersection of Vinci Drive and Leo Lane.  A strange thing indeed.  The unfortunate result of this tirade, however, is that the reader needs a bit of background introducing the two characters about to enter the scene.  Two characters that Al and Ernie began to know well, but are now afraid to explain what went on . . .


2.

These two characters - the Duck and the Crow - had been around for ages.  It seems the Duck came before the Crow.  But others in the town would swear it was the Crow before the Duck.  Sort of the age-old, philosophical, chicken-egg ordeal which philosophers discuss while they’re stoned, philosophizing.  Either way, the story still goes on.  The Duck lived in a small pond just outside the city, but well inside the forest.  The Crow, as crow’s do, lived on the city’s edge, in a tree.  The odd thing is, it seemed, that whenever the sun would hit its three o’clock peak in the sky, the Duck and the Crow would be at the intersection of Vinci and Leo, chatting away about the history of time, the existence of space and other such matters.

It just so happens, the first day Ernie and Al remember seeing them, the Duck and the Crow were in a heated argument about the existence of time and true reality.  Ernie asked on-lookers how long this conversation had been going on; they replied there had been a few hours of time elapse since their discussion began; yet none of them were quite sure on the exact time.  Al, Ernie, and the on-lookers looked and listened on.

“I say,” said the Duck, “the world is getting smaller as we speak.”

“True,” said the Crow, “but it is all relative to what our world is and its correlation with time.”

“I’m gonna say it again,” reiterated the Duck, “time does not exist!”

The discussion ended in a scuffle, with Al and Ernie breaking it up.  The Duck and the Crow thanked the two for helping to stop a needless dispute; since in the end, they were both saying the same thing anyway.  Ernie and Al nodded in response, and thanked the Duck and the Crow for letting them in on some insight.

“Come back tomorrow,” said the Duck, “there will be less of a crowd, and I believe Mr. Crow here has something important to tell you.”

“Keep that bill of yours shut, you blabbermouth,” retorted the Crow.  “Yes, if you come tomorrow, we shall see where our meeting proceeds.  Until then, I must get home to a more relaxing environment.”

The Crow flew off up over the houses towards the East while the Duck soared West to his pond.  A strange sight to see thought Al as he turned towards Ernie.  A strange sight indeed thought Ernie as he turned towards Al.


3.

The tomorrow the Crow was talking about, before in the last entry, was actually an already past occurrence from April 10, 1997.  Yes, two whole years before the date of meltdown - not a real meltdown, that is simply a figure of speech.  For there was no meltdown ever to occur on the corner of Vinci and Leo, in either time you were in - be it past, present, or future.  But it was two whole years prior to the disappearance - yes, it was a disappearance of some sort, because the Duck came back for a few minutes, and the Crow was soon to follow.


4.

Al and Ernie did come back the next day, and as the Duck had promised, there was a smaller crowd.  Actually, on that exact next day, the little town of Ginotia Main had a huge town festival, and nobody was on the corner of Vinci Drive and Leo Lane. Ernie and Al were the Duck and the Crow’s only audience that day.

Al and Ernie had come around to Vinci and Leo at 2:58 P.M. this imparticular afternoon only to see an empty street corner.  They looked at Al’s watch, since Ernie did not believe in wearing one, to see what time it was.  They counted down to the last minute, and no sooner than 2:59 P.M. and 58 seconds did they begin to see two objects materialize in front of them.  At 3 P.M., the Duck and the Crow were there, in another discussion about another topic.

Crow - Well, hello there, my watery friend.

Duck - Hello, black beauty (laugh).

Crow - What do you suppose we talk of today?

Duck - Who cares, none of this matters anyway.

Crow - Wake up on the wrong side of your pond?

Duck - Nope, just telling it how it is.

Crow - How what is, you crazy, old, webbed-footed fool?

Duck - How this world - it’s all a dream.  Regardless, we are ignoring our two companions this sunny day.

The Duck and the Crow turned to Ernie and Al.  Al and Ernie looked at each other then back at the Duck and the Crow.

Duck - Well, are you going to tell them?

Crow - Tell them what?

Duck - Why they’re here!

Crow - They are here because they chose to come here.

Duck - No, stop with the free-will psycho junko and tell them why!

Crow - Why should I?  They will not believe it anyway until they sense and process it - And then it could take them years to understand all of it!  I do not have the patience to begin today.

Duck - Procrastinating again?  Hasn’t that been your behavioral downfall since a little egg?  You were the last one to break out, the last to fly and the last to use your brain.

Crow - Hey, my brain has always been working - well, the physical brain has always been processing.  Plus, I was the first to fly!

Duck - Processing nothing but insanity.  And, no you were not the first to fly!

Crow - You are the insane one, you flat billed . . .

Duck - Flat billed what?  Go ahead and say it!

Crow - No, I will keep my cool this time; besides we are making fools of ourselves and these two beings need not see that.
Duck - Then tell them!

Crow - Not today!  (looking at Ernie and Al)  Just look around and soak it all in; do not analyze it because you have an organ for that.  Sense it, feel it, smell it, touch it, taste it, hear it, and be it.  We are all organs of sensation.

Duck - Right, keep going.

Crow - Nope, that is enough for them to chew on.  The sun is going down, and I have to get home before the sun sets.  I’m getting tired of this repetitious stage.

With that comment, the Crow flew off to the East.  The Duck flew to the West.  Al and Ernie stood, bewildered once again.  They wondered what the Duck and the Crow were trying to tell them.  Neither of them knew what in the hell was going on.


5.

On sequential days - days when birds chirped a little louder, dogs barked a little longer and cats slept a little sounder - days when the stock market fell in order for the volcanoes to be heard hitting their heads in one part of the country to the next - the same sequential days when tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes and all decided to say hello to the world.  Day after day, some natural wonder would try to hinder Ernie and Al from meeting the Duck and the Crow on Vinci and Leo.  Never the less, through it all, Al and Ernie went as religiously as they could to that famed intersection and sat, watched, wondered and were bewildered by the spectacle of a Duck and the Crow fighting out the battles in the unknown, yet wrestling with the inner demons that made up their physical existence.

Duck - I tell you, dear Crow, we have been around a while.

Crow - Yes sir, we have indeed.  Kind of quizzical in nature do you not think?

Duck - Yes, I do believe that is true as well.  A quiz we shall always fail.

Crow - As long as we see it this way (chuckling).

Now Ernie and Al had sat many 3:00 P.M. afternoons, Monday through Sunday, in the same spot for some time.  They listened to the Duck and the Crow spout all this wisdom they knew nothing about.  On some odd afternoons, the two (Al and Ernie) would understand a bit more here and there, as a strange light would come on inside their heads and warm their entire body.  A strange light, I say.  And through the light, they saw a little clearer, heard a little louder, smelled a little stronger, tasted a little tastier; and during it all, they felt detached from the physical world they existed in and a pull towards the great unknown.  Unfortunately, after a few minutes, they would be flung out of their trance and back into the conversations contained within the Duck and the Crow while their self-introspection was thrown out and forgotten.


6.

Duck - It’s a fine day dear Crow.

Crow - Yes indeed dear Duck.

Duck - How are we today?

Crow - Fine, and you?

Duck - Not too bad.  Feeling a bit overwhelmed with all of this.

Crow - I know; this coming and going does tend to make existing a bit taxing.

Duck - Yes, it does.  What is it you do after you fly away until it happens again?

Crow - I tend to go, sit, and . . . hold on, I think they are coming.

No sooner did the Crow tell this to the Duck than Ernie and Al emerged around the corner.

Duck - How are you two today?

Crow - You both look good and well rested.  Sit down, please.  The Duck has got a story to tell today.

Duck - I do not!  How dare you put me on the spot like that!

Crow - Yes you do.  Start from the beginning of all of this.  I will jump in, help, and interject my thoughts along the way.

Duck - So, you’re ready to spill the beans?

Crow - Yes, I thought last night, long and hard, and I feel the time has come for us to get out of this circle.

Duck - You think it will work?

Crow - Don’t know, but we should try.

Duck - After all these years, why these two beings?

Crow - I do not know - maybe, just maybe, they might understand.

Duck - These two!

Crow - Yes, these two . . .

A clap of thunder shook Ginotia Main at this precise time.  The Duck looked at the Crow, the Crow at the Duck, and they both flew off in their respective directions.  Al and Ernie went home to their respective homes.  For something was a miss when thunder struck in Ginotia Main.


7.

The thunder struck Ginotia Main for one reason, and one reason only.  You see, there was something wrong on that day.  Normally, when you hear thunder, lightning precedes it.  Here, thunder preceded lightning, and everyone knew to look up and look out when this thundering happened.  They did not know why it was backwards here in their part of life, but they knew to look out.

The last couple of times, the lightning only struck houses and old farms.  Both of which were due for a clean up anyway if you asked the local yokels.  Ernie and Al thought it was ironic how the lightning hit the houses of those a tad “hypocritical” and “judgmental.”  You know the types, the snobs or yuppies of the town.  Not yuppie in the monetary sense, since Ginotia Main was a small, run-down type town.  But yuppie in the snooty sense.  The worst kind of snoots.  The poor snoots.  Not that money even mattered, thought Al and Ernie, if you listened to the Duck and the Crow.  None of it mattered, and that was the strangest thing of all.


8.

No lightning struck this time, but everyone ran for cover nonetheless.  It did rain for a while - six days straight, and six feet deep.  The Duck was in heaven, the Crow a tad pissed.  The meetings went on, despite the present circumstances - the Duck floated, the Crow perched, and Ernie and Al boated.  The Duck was smiling more on these days, laughing at the ineptitudes and adaptations of each character here.

Duck - Kind of funny, eh?

Crow - Not really.  When are they going to get it all, and when is it all going to hit?

Duck - Not today.  Today we begin the story.

Crow - No, not today.  I am not feeling up to it.  Too much water and all.

Duck - Don’t fret, dear friend.  I’ll do the talking, like you said the other day, and you three do the listenin’.  Jump in when you want, Mr. Crow.  Al and Ernie just tag along and listen.

Crow - Okay, but hurry up, it looks like a storm is coming again.

Duck - Well, where did it all begin?

Crow - Start out small and then come in big.

Duck - I guess it will work that way.  Beginning with our emergence?

Crow - Sure, the whole shabang!

Duck - Here we go then.

In an instant, Ernie and Al were pulled from their boat, disappeared for a second, transported for a second, dispersed for a second, un-timed for a second, de-spaced for a second, and were reconfigured on land, in a forest, with nothing but the sound of chirping birds.  Al turned to Ernie, Ernie turned to Al.  The whole world was a bit different this day, and the two of them could not find the Duck or the Crow anywhere!

In a medium sized divot, next to a tree, Ernie noticed an egg.  He walked towards it, looked at it, and motioned for Al to come see.  The two of them crouched there and stared in amazement - Al and Ernie could see through the egg’s shell, and there was a little Duck tucked in his bed just about to start stretching its body and stretch out of his shell.  While they crouched there, they also saw a squirrel run up a tree, bark at them, turn around, shake his tail, climb up the tree about five limbs with complete ease, take out across the limb, turn to make sure Ernie and Al were watching, reach into some kind of bird’s nest, and throw down an egg to the two of them.  Al jumped up and caught the egg.  He bent down to show Ernie.  They could see through this shell as well!  It was a baby Crow.  Al put down the Crow egg next to the Duck egg.  Then, both Al and Ernie sat and watched.

The Duck did emerge first.  So I guess those who wagered on the Duck being first will eventually win their bet.  But it did seem, the egg came before the Duck - so another mystery is solved.

Soon after the Duck broke through, the Crow did as well.  Even though the duck came out first, the Crow opened his eyes first - so I guess it depends on how you look at things as to who came first.  I know the egg came before both of them, but the Crow saw the world first, yet the Duck sensed the world first.

It seemed the Crow thought he was a Duck for a while since the Duck was the first thing he saw.  The same went for the Duck believing he was a Crow.  The two of them grew up together not knowing who they were or what they would become.  They knew they had each other, and that was about it.  The Duck did fly first.  The Crow always seemed to come in second ever since the eye-opening thing.  He didn’t care much.  He always watched and learned as the Duck made many a fool of himself in his silly antics.  Instead, the Crow would treat things cautiously, carefully, analytically, and logically.  The Duck, however, was free-spirited, accepting, understanding, and scientific.  Together, the two of them made a great team.  One complemented the other.

Ernie and Al sat there, watching the two of them grow up together, wondering what would be next.

You want to know what was next?  Thunder.  Thunder back in Ginotia Main.  Thunder that had all four of them pulled back to the dream where the water was six feet and the entire town was swimming.  Al and Ernie paddled home.  The Duck swam while the Crow flew.  All four of them wondered what was going on, and where the lightning would strike.


9.

The thunder WAS followed by lightning this time ‘round.  Lightning - one electrical current rising from the ground to the sky.  Lightning - a current flowing from the soles of the feet, around the rear, through the torso and skull, then onwards towards the thunder that rang it out in the first place.  Lightning - it did strike this day, but this time it struck a person and not an object.  Well, not a human person, but an animal person.  As it went on this date of the calendar, Mr. Grunt, the farmer’s pig, was lit up that night.  Not lit up from blueberries and slop, but lit up from the white electric light taking this little piggy home!  Mr. Grunt never got to go to the market; he just grew out, grew up, and grew old.  But he did get to finally go home.  Mr. Grunt was an old coot - could barely walk and had a hard time grunting anymore.  It was a shame, thought Ernie as he passed the farm one day, that a stately pig named Grunt could no longer grunt.  Kind of ironic, eh?  Needless to say, the mystery of nature, religion, philosophy, science, life and death all combined to take Mr. Grunt home.  I sure hope it’s nice over there, dear old piggy.


10.

People normally talked about the reason why lightning, when it struck a material object instead of a being, decided to choose that imparticular form of the land at the deadly time of striking.  But, when lightning struck a being, the people of Ginotia Main thought long and hard about whether they would be the next victims. Most people knew whether or not they needed to be concerned.  Hell, all they had to do was step outside of themselves for a moment, look at who they truly were and what they represented (or stood for), and they would know if time was running out.  And those who knew were shaking in their boots.  You could hear the rattle of their teeth as they shook in fear.  It was a very unnerving sound, and Ginotia Main would produce this sound for a week or two after a lightning strike.  Ernie and Al were concerned not the least and went about their days waiting for the Duck and the Crow.


11.

One imparticular afternoon, as the sky was clear and the sun was warm, Al and Ernie met the Duck and the Crow, and the strangest, weirdest, most perplexing thing happened to the two of them.  As soon as Ernie and Al saw the Duck and the Crow materialize in front of their eyes, they were once again trans-teleported across and through time and space into the continuing story of the meeting between the Duck and the Crow and their emergence through the world.

Duck - I must say dear Crow, that we have been such fools not using our minds correctly.

Crow - Yes, Mr. Duck, we have been such fools.

Duck - You see, Crow, we have been so little and so lost for so long, I have forgotten the simplicity in this entire plane.

Crow - Yes, as have I, but I seek logical existence over mindless meditation.

Duck - Through the mindless meditation, Mr. Crow, you will find all of your logical existence.

Crow - Blah, blah, blah.  Always so vague and loose.  Give me something concrete to chew on.

Duck - Concrete?  That is silly, Mr. Crow.  As you well know, anything concrete is simply a manifestation of three-dimensional existence.  It’s where you look and how you look that truly matters as to what you shall perceive.

Crow - Blah, blah, blah again.  You make no rational sense.

Duck - Throw rationality out the window for a moment and look over there beyond the large boulder on the other side of the creek there.

Crow - Okay, now what?

Duck - Well . . .

I must interrupt here to give the reader a bit of information - this scenario here is a flashback to the characters, the Duck and the Crow, but is reality (in a trans-dimensional sense) to Al and Ernie since none of this has happened in their worlds yet; but the Duck and the Crow are reliving it in their worlds. Kinds of a flashback, kind of a reality check - depending on whose world you are in.  So, Ernie and Al sat back, relaxed, watched all of this happen and continued to listen to the Duck and the Crow.

Duck - Well, do you see anything on top or around the boulder?

Crow - (staring intently)  No.

Duck - Do you see anything above or below the boulder?

Crow - (still staring)  No.

Duck - Okay, close your eyes for ten seconds.  Inhale for two of these seconds, hold your breath for three of those seconds and exhale the remaining five seconds. Don’t count to yourself, just kind of feel it.  And while you are doing this for ten seconds, try not to think of anything at all.

Crow - Nothing?

Duck - Nothing!  It will be hard, but just let the thoughts pop in and then pop out without your mind analyzing the thoughts.

Crow - Can I have a practice try?

Duck - No, the first time will be the last time.  So, do try your best.

Crow- Okay, here it goes . . .

The Crow closed his eyes, breathed in for two seconds, held his breath for three seconds and exhaled for five seconds.  He opened his eyes and let out a huge “caw” in surprise.  The boulder was no longer there; the creek was not even there.  Hell, the forest had disappeared as well!  In place of all this was a large cave.  Mr. Crow turned to look around for Mr. Duck and saw him.  Al and Ernie continued on with the mysterious journey.

Duck - Go into the cave, Mr. Crow.

Crow - Will you follow?

Duck - Yes, I’ll be with you.  I must see as much as you for all of this to be coherent when we all return.

Crow - Okay, keep your googling eyes open.

Duck - Keep your beady eyes open.

Crow - Ever been here before?

Duck - Nope.  Just theorized it would work.

Crow - Well, it did.  Is this what you think about before the cycle begins all over?

Duck - Yes, but I have no idea what we shall find (laughing).

Crow - (laughing as well)  Neither do I.

The Duck and the Crow hopped and waddled together towards the entrance to the cave, suspecting what was about to emerge in front of their beings.  Ernie and Al were completely unprepared.